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In this week's exciting episode of Those Aren't Biscuits, we talk the world's worst greetings cards, at last Logan, and Jon's first Switch Pitch. 

Direct download: Biscuits110.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 3:39pm EST

In this week's exciting episode of Those Aren't Biscuits, Jon discusses Mass Effect Andromeda, Owen discusses Moana, and why Jon thinks of Chicken Sandwiches and Dinosaurs in the same sentence. 

Direct download: Biscuits109.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 3:31pm EST

In this week's exciting episode of Those Aren't Biscuits we talk about Iron Fist, Irish Bands, and Breath of the Wild!

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Category:general -- posted at: 4:48am EST

In this week's exciting episode of Those Aren't Biscuits, we talk about the worst thing to happen to Bosnia, the most depressing sharing of anecdotes, and why Jon thinks Zelda doesn't deserve the love. 

Direct download: Biscuits107.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:44am EST

In this week's exciting episode of Those Aren't Biscuits, how Jon killed all the vampires, why Ubisoft are greedy little peaches, and why we sound terrible again. 

Direct download: Biscuits106.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:51am EST

In this week's exciting episode of Those Aren't Biscuits... who knows? It has been so long since we recorded it. In a world of technical issues, we weren't sure this episode would ever see the light of day, but Jon played a trial of Watch Dogs 2 so we thought it was important. 

Direct download: Biscuits105.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 9:04am EST

In this week's exciting episode of Those Aren't Biscuits we talk all the latest animal related football teams, we really enjoy The Nice Guys, and why Tuvok needs a VCR.

Direct download: TAB104Edited.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 3:49pm EST

In this week's exciting episode of Those Aren't Biscuits, Jon tells us all about why he doesn't like Garden State, Owen has been watching a Series of Unfortunate Events, and Bambi has found a new way to get lucky.

Direct download: Biscuits103.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 6:54pm EST

In this week's exciting episode of Those Aren't Biscuits, we talk about technical hitches, we keep up with Live Streaming for the second week, Jon has finished Final Fantasy XV, and we meet some very special Mermaids. 

Direct download: Biscuits102.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 5:36am EST

In this week's exciting episode of Those Aren't Biscuits, we're LIVE and looking back at the brave new world that was 2016!

 

Join us

 

Or don't... I don't blame anyone for being sick of that year.

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Category:general -- posted at: 7:40pm EST

In this week's episode of Those Aren't Biscuits it's 100!

We talk about our favourite Christmas special and eat heavily.

Enjoy.

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Category:general -- posted at: 8:33pm EST

In this week's exciting episode of Those Aren't Biscuits, holidays are coming, gift wrap in support of 'Merica, and the winter wonderland Overwatch event.

Oh, and a little thing called ROGUE ONE! Which we talk about for a good three hours. 

Enjoy!

Direct download: biscuits991.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 6:50pm EST

In this week's exciting episode of Those Aren't Biscuits, we discuss or most hilarious funeral stories, Baseball's first imaginary female player, and the great change robbery of 2016. 

Direct download: biscuits98.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 5:57pm EST

In this week's exciting episode of Those Aren't Biscuits, we explore why the grim reaper won't go to the gym anymore, why the Jungle Book isn't all that, and why Peter Park only has himself to blame for his crippling loneliness. 

Direct download: biscuits97.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 3:25pm EST

In this week's exciting episode of Those Aren't Biscuits, more ghostly evidence of ghosts, Jon is a special boy with a special sandwich, and we talk about the latest German War Machine you didn't expect. 

Direct download: biscuits96.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:08am EST

In this week's exciting episode of Those Aren't Biscuits, Italian restaurant owners, Owen bought a PSVR, country music is all the same says Jon, and we finally have both seen Doctor Strange.

Direct download: biscuits95.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 7:08pm EST

It's that time again, America get's a new president and we're talking all about it. (Spoiler: We're not thrilled.) And we talk about Overwatch (We are thrilled) and more exciting evidence of ghosts. 

Direct download: biscuits94.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:20am EST

In this week's exciting episode of Those Aren't Biscuits, Dead or Alive, the evidence you've been waiting for all this time that Ghosts are definitely, definitely real, we get into the nitty gritty of why the internet sucks and Dragon Quest Monsters is good but slightly less good the longer you play. 

Direct download: biscuits92.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 11:10am EST

In this week's exciting episode of Those Aren't Biscuits, the sucky Dairy Avengers, Suicide Squad sort of sucks too, and the world's worst message in a bottle.

Direct download: biscuits91Final.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 9:40pm EST

In this week's exciting episode of Those Aren't Biscuits, we talk about the Batman Telltale game, we take about Luke Cage, and we talk about Transformers Devastation. It's a very talky episode. 

Direct download: biscuits90Final.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 7:17pm EST

In this week's exciting episode of Those Aren't Biscuits, there's a REAL MERMAID, Owen has been playing a Transformers game that doesn't suck, Jon wants to spoil Luke Cage and we're hilarious as always. 

Direct download: BISCUITS89.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 11:23am EST

In this week's exciting episode of Those Aren't Biscuits, we have a long and definitely very interesting discussing about consumer rights, Owen talks scary underwater games, Jon's been on holiday, and then just as things are getting sexy, the show ends abruptly.

Direct download: biscuits88.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 3:52pm EST

In this week's exciting episode of Those Aren't Biscuits, when novelists switch mediums, when comic writers switch mediums, when TV shows get cancelled, and when thieves try to steal water. 

Direct download: Biscuits87.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 5:50pm EST

In this week's exciting episode of Those Aren't Biscuits, The Secret Life of Pets isn't quite what it seems, Jon can't read that, Owen can't speak that, and somewhere in Britain, a ghost is missing. 

Direct download: biscuits86.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 9:57am EST

In this week's exciting episode of Those Aren't Biscuits, PieFace does it again (Oh, PieFace), the wacky toilet treasure hunt, and the Case of the Wisconsin Nose Disappearance. 

Direct download: Biscuits85.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 9:32am EST

In this week's exciting episode of Those Aren't Biscuits, we talk sexually explicit webcomics, the most awful guitar riff in history, and why Gandalf doesn't do weddings. 

Direct download: Biscuits84.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 8:24am EST

In this week's exciting episode of Those Aren't Biscuits, Owen's mic sucks, drifting through space is awesome, except when it isn't, and politics in Wisconsin take another nose dive. 

Direct download: Biscuits83.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 6:35am EST

In this week's exciting episode of Those Aren't Biscuits we talk about why Owen won't remember dead astronauts, why The Killing Joke sucks, why The Killing Joke movie REALLY sucks, and why Southern Fried Chicken wasn't meant to be syruped.

Direct download: biscuits82.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 6:32pm EST

In this week's exciting episode of Those Aren't Biscuits, Damn, Batgirl liked Marshmallows, wow the Killing Joke still sucks, the feathered avengers return, and Jesus Christ, Batman, let someone else have a computer.

Direct download: biscuits81.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 2:02pm EST

In this week's exciting episode of Those Aren't Biscuits, kitchen appliances must cross international borders to be safe, X-Men Apocalypse kind of sucks, Paragon kind of doesn't suck, and the Godfather theme makes an unexpected appearance.

Direct download: biscuits80.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 7:11am EST

In this week's exciting episode of Those Aren't Biscuits, Owen talks about Cartoon All Stars to the Rescue again, DC Rebirth continues, and the Cyborg is lame. 

Direct download: biscuits79.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 5:38pm EST

In this week's exciting episode of Those Aren't Biscuits, we talk about shameless TV, the scariest movies we ever saw, narrative in games and those Pokemons that are going. 

Direct download: biscuits78.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 5:42pm EST

In this week's exciting episode of Those Aren't Biscuits, crrrraaaaaaaazy facts about the Revolutionary War, George Washington's biggest secret, and movies that suffer a dramatic change in tone. 

Direct download: biscuits77.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 7:41pm EST

We're back to normal this week on Biscuits, as Jon is bringing a Wisconsin headline, Owen is brexiting the building, and then we run out of stuff to say. 

Direct download: biscuits76.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:11am EST

In this week's exciting episode of Those Aren't Biscuits, we tell you why Mister Twister is the DC Universe's greatest villain, why Nightwing is a coward, and give you the low down on all that beautiful E3 news.

Direct download: biscuits75.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 7:11pm EST

In this week's exciting episode of Those Aren't Biscuits, we talk Paul Simon's closet life, Wonder Woman has nice art, The Flash has lousy art, and there's an Aquaman comic that really hates Aquaman. 

Direct download: tab74.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 4:06pm EST

In this week's exciting episode of Those Aren't Biscuits, COMICS! We talk the next DC Rebirth issues, why Superman never gets sick, where is Wonder Woman's underwear? Batman's EXTREME new workout, and why the universe is doomed if Green Arrow doesn't get his shit together. 

Direct download: biscuits73.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 3:48am EST

In this week's exciting episode of Those Aren't Biscuits we talk back-pain, stunt dogs, dead gorillas, and the game changing DC Event that is REBIRTH. But who births the rebirthers? 

Direct download: biscuits72.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 2:50pm EST

In this week's exciting episode of Those Aren't Biscuits, we talk the most modern of modern Prometheuseses, why Small Soldiers is bullshit, the great Telephone patent heist, weird old comics, weird new comics, and two very sleepy hosts. 

Direct download: biscuits71.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 5:05am EST

In this week's exciting episode of Those Aren't Biscuits we talk Parkitect, we talk Tropico, and then we done the big one, not stop Civil War action. It's Iron Man vs Captain, Black Panther vs Winter Soldier, and Milky Man vs Tom Hanks Crab. All your favourite characters are going at it, and we're going to make you listen to us talk about it. 

Direct download: biscuits70Final.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 4:38am EST

In this week's exciting episode of Those Aren't Biscuits, we have a celebrity fan communicating from another realm, Jon has been reading some comics, Owen hasn't, and there's a special trip into a wonderful world of Toys, but can we not go back please.

Direct download: biscuits69.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 5:21am EST

In this week's exciting episode of Those Aren't Biscuits, Dark Souls II sucks, Triskets are peeeeeeeeeeoooooooople, The Prince is Dead, Long live the Prince, and the concession stand story that is rocking the country.

Direct download: Biscuits68Final.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 11:16am EST

In this week's exciting episode of Those Aren't Biscuits, we talk Game of Thrones names,  Deadpool at last, why Animaniacs is definitely not for kids, and the world's worst Wanted ad.

Direct download: biscuits67Final.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 11:54am EST

In this week's exciting episode of Those Aren't Biscuits, we sync up like we never have before, why drunk people shouldn't be allowed phones, why lawyers shouldn't be allowed to represent nerds, and more comics action.

Direct download: biscuits66Final.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 5:05pm EST

In this week's exciting episode of Those Aren't Biscuits we make it the Superman special, what DID happen to the Man of Tomorrow, what happened to Owen's laptop, and what the hell happened to Batman vs Superman.

Direct download: Biscuits65Final.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 7:56am EST

In this week's exciting episode of Those Aren't Biscuits, Batman v Superman is out but we haven't seen it, Jon gets healthy and regrets we, we talk about the first man to break light speed, Jon doesn't like Dark Souls, and Owen is still catching up on comics. 

Direct download: Biscuits64.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 1:55pm EST

In this week's exciting episode of Those Aren't Biscuits, you will find surprisingly little conversation about The Division, Jon talks about games that aren't really free to play, Owen is catching up with comics, and there's a lot of love for Daredevil Season 2

Direct download: biscuits63FinalEdit.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 7:14pm EST

Hey guys, in this week's exciting episode of Those Aren't Biscuits, we talk about the growing scourge of drinking in our schools, the poor decisions of Mumford and Sons, all the greatest heroes from the Amalgam issues that never were, and why Mockingjay Part 2 pretty much sucks. 

Direct download: Biscuits62.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 11:09am EST

In this week's exciting episode of Those Aren't Biscuits, we cover the car crash that is The X-Files Season 10, when good TV shows get cancelled, Abe's Oddysee New 'n' Tasty, and Jon tries out a new career that puts the DARE in DAIRY.

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Category:general -- posted at: 6:30pm EST

On this week's exciting episode of Those Aren't Biscuits, Jon gets a new microphone, Wisconsin's safest driver, and we talk some more Assassin's Creed.

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Category:general -- posted at: 10:03am EST

Oh god, the nightmare isn't over yet. I don't remember much of what happened in this episode, except that things got real, then weird, then real again. We cover the latest Wisconsin Headlines, we talk deepest history, and I feel like I'm going to puke. 

Direct download: biscuits58.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 5:32pm EST

In this week's exciting episode of Those Aren't Biscuits, the countdown is over and the drinking begins. We discuss Gotham, some other stuff I don't remember, and Owen drinks too much Jack Daniels. Hold on to your butts. 

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Category:general -- posted at: 12:50pm EST

This weeks on Those Aren't Biscuits, we don't have this week's biscuits. You're going to have to wait until next week for the big drunk podcast you were promised. Listen for more details. Fear ye not, however, for we have small taste of biscuits yet to come. Download, dear listener, for a glimpse into the distant future of next Thursday.

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Category:general -- posted at: 3:42pm EST

In this week's exciting episode of Those Aren't Biscuits we talk about how Jon became public enemy number 1, we take a trip into the distant past of 1996 with the official Space Jam web page, and we just find time to talk about the Top Gun sequel that never was. 

Direct download: Biscuits56.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 9:57am EST

In this week's exiting episode of Those Aren't Biscuits we talk about the latest Grindr alternative, the exciting adventures of Sandman (and convincing Jon to read it) and the latest hit tune that has Jon leaking from his eye-holes. 

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Category:general -- posted at: 11:07am EST

In this week's exciting episode of Those Aren't Biscuits, we talk about Wisconsin's finest police officer, and non-stop Jessica Jones related chat. 

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Category:general -- posted at: 12:03pm EST

STAR WARS!

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Category:general -- posted at: 10:46am EST

In this week's exciting episode of Those Aren't Biscuits some stuff happened. I don't know what it was, we recorded this nearly a week ago. We mentioned Star Wars I think, and the fact that the show is 52 episodes old. Something to do with Iron Man. I dunno, listen to it and see. 

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Category:general -- posted at: 3:05pm EST

In this week's exciting episode of Those Aren't Biscuits, we get hyped for Star Wars, we bitch about Iron Man 3, we talk about some other stuff, and Jon gives us another classic Wisconsin headline. 

Direct download: biscuits51.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:05pm EST

In this week's exciting episode of Those Aren't Biscuits we tackle the Christmas Card from a war-zone, one very merry pensioner, Wisconsin's best headlines, and the latest move from Louis C.K that won't have you laughing. 

Direct download: Biscuits50.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 5:32pm EST

In this week's exciting episode of Those Aren't Biscuits, we tackle the lesser known holiday traditions, those sad acts who have to work Thanksgiving, the charitable act of the century, and at last, Star Wars Battlefront.

Direct download: ThoseArentBiscuits49.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 8:11am EST

In this week's exciting episode of Those Aren't Biscuits, we tackle that exciting new Marvel trailer, a coconut attack on the Wisconsin PD, the latest wacky move from the Mafia, why Vietnam sucked, Jessica Jones chat and why Owen doesn't know Luke Cage so well.

Direct download: Biscuits48.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 5:52am EST

In this week's exciting episode of Those Aren't Biscuits why Victoria's Secret and Gamestop have more in common that you think, the world's greatest lawsuit and how to hide your beer. 

Direct download: biscuits47.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 6:20pm EST

In this exciting episode of Those Aren't Biscuits, we talk about non-stop Skywalker, sitcoms of the 90s, and the Star Wars Battlefront ad campaign that will have you scurrying for your bible. 

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Category:general -- posted at: 12:54pm EST

In this week's episode of Those Aren't Biscuits we talk about the forgotten brass instrument, the holy trinity of Folk Musicians, Jonathan's dark education, and the next generation of Guthrie music. 

Direct download: Biscuits45.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 4:32pm EST

In this exciting episode of Those Aren't Biscuits we get Spooky just in time to say goodbye to Halloween, Owen tells you about an amazing new use for Marshmallows, and we tease the action movie that has a hero we can all identify with. 

Direct download: Biscuits44.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 7:22am EST

In this week's exciting episode of Those Aren't Biscuits, we talk about all the latest Acorn Archimedes news, why Doom made Owen sick, why Elena is the best Uncharted character, and why it isn't just people from New Zealand who say Bob's Your Uncle. Lastly we tell you why we won't be boycotting Star Wars VII.

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Category:general -- posted at: 12:14pm EST

In this week's exciting episode of Those Aren't Biscuits, Jon has a new game, we talk Star Wars, and there's a an erotic adventure that will teach you new and exciting things about DNA.

Direct download: Biscuits42.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 2:45pm EST

In this week's exciting episode of Those Aren't Biscuits we tackle all the greatest hit of the music world, including a never before heard rendition of a pop classic. Then we talk the greatest ever music videos, and there's just time for a 90s cartoons tangent before the end. 

Direct download: Biscuits41.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:45pm EST

In this week's exciting episode of Those Aren't Biscuits, Owen gets preachy about advertising, Jon continues to fight for justice, Jury selection is kind of messed up, there's a surprise last minute announcement about Playstation Plus games, and we talk about comic book TV shows that suck.

Direct download: Biscuits40.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 5:29am EST

In this week's exciting episode of Those Aren't Biscuits we tackle David Cameron's ham sandwich, the Metal Gear Solid musical, Jon's latest quest FOR JUSTICE and Owen gets all preachy. 

Direct download: Biscuits39.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 7:47am EST

In this week's exciting episode of Biscuits, Owen talks Metal Gear Solid, our favourite Pixar movies, the Groundhog Day sequel that never was, and much, much, more. 

Direct download: Biscuits38.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:39pm EST

In this week's biscuits, microtransactions suck, the fantstic four were better when they were the future foundation, a veritable rainbow of Batmen, PsPlus sucks this month, and books about Wisconsin.

Direct download: Biscuits37.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 2:38pm EST

In this week's exciting episode of Those Aren't Biscuits, we talk inappropriate voice overs, what is Playboy magazine all about? We show Jon the hottest new Pokemon animation, and Jon is definitely not in trouble with Homeland Security.

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Category:general -- posted at: 1:23pm EST

On this week's exciting episode of biscuits we talk about the most ironic Twilight Zone marathon, why Casinos don't need to cheat, Snakes vs Chutes, Jon needs to watch Smallville and why public wedding proposals are the worst.

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Category:general -- posted at: 10:13am EST

On this week's exciting episode of biscuits, CRACKLES! We talk about the latest innovations in MMO technology, Jon has been causing trouble in malls again, businesses should just shut up and take our money, and Jon would do anything for love, but he won't do that. 

Direct download: ThoseArentBiscuits034.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:39am EST

In this week's Biscuits, radio sound effects, operating system talk, shout outs go wrong, and we're both ill and tired. 

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Category:general -- posted at: 11:59am EST

Contained within the boundaries of this interval's programme, our duo of presenters present discourse on unplanned plot twists, the pretentiousness of youth, we're all about TED talks, and we get nostalgic about what liars we are. 

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Category:general -- posted at: 3:23am EST

In this exciting episode of Those Aren't Biscuits we become the women of our dreams, we run down the latest, greatest trailers, Jon steals a vacuum cleaner from nudists, and we reminisce about compilation album commercials. 

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Category:general -- posted at: 4:06am EST

In this week's exciting episode of Those Aren't Biscuits, you WILL meet a man made of sugar, it's hard to find a butcher on a Sunday, and we learn why Darth Vader shouldn't dress as a deer. We take a break for a serious debate about Gun Control and then we delve into the greatest Choose Your Own Adventure Book ever written.

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Category:general -- posted at: 5:25am EST

In this week's exciting episode of Those Aren't Biscuits we discuss Steven Seagal's Martial Arts mentor, the world's finest Caribou Romance, Han Solo's second job and the woman haunted by a life in music. 

Direct download: ThoseArentBiscuits029.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 8:36am EST

In this week exciting episode of Those Aren't Biscuits we tackle music, lots and lots of music, why Rambo hates pepper, we can get married if we want, and the world's finest centaur porn. 

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Category:general -- posted at: 3:37am EST

In this exciting episode of Those Aren't Biscuits we discuss games, lots of games, recreating the best internet skits, our latest steamy segment, and why Princess Peach knows exactly what Mario wants.

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Category:general -- posted at: 7:49am EST

In this exciting episode of Those Aren't Biscuits, we tackle press conferences, video games, erotic horse literature and take a trip to a very magical school.

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Category:general -- posted at: 5:24am EST

In this week's Biscuits we cover the religious origins of the movie Tremors, hard softball balls, ads starring Uma Thurman and more free advertising for Sony. 

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Category:general -- posted at: 6:04am EST

This week on Those Aren't Biscuits we tackle Mad Max, lots of Mad Max, old people music, and Yogi Bear's most fiendish foe. 

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Category:general -- posted at: 2:54pm EST

It's an extra special episode of biscuits this week, as Owen records from the wrong mic, Jon locks out the cat, and we discuss important topics like why Hank Pym is unfilmable, why Mad Max is awesome and Return of Kings sucks, why justice is returning to the City of Blarp City and Tom Hanks still won't come out of his shell. 

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Category:general -- posted at: 6:52am EST

This week on biscuits we tackle baseball, British TV channels, a game that isn't really a game and Jon volunteers for a new Animal Welfare project. 

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Category:general -- posted at: 11:21am EST

In this week's biscuits we discuss shy celebrities, the hottest almost-tie in game of the year, local radio's best broadcast and why Sony owes us money.

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Category:general -- posted at: 7:18am EST

On this week's show we discuss which celebrities will not be joining Owen for coffee, what Thor 2, Mario Kart and dead pets have in common, the 80s Transformers crossover that should have been, and a DS pitch that shouldn't. 

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Category:general -- posted at: 5:41am EST

It's a little late, and a little short, but it's all gold this week as we unveil our second lengthy Daredevil chat, our thorough exploration of Iron Man's Interview and the world's most original DS pitch.

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Category:general -- posted at: 9:43am EST

It's another exciting episode of Biscuits this week, as we discuss where sitcoms get their names from, the world's worst chat-up lines, biggest mail order regrets and the Halo spin-off you've all been waiting for.

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Category:general -- posted at: 10:08am EST

It's another exciting episode of Those Aren't Biscuits, we're covering Coffee Snobs, Jon's growing Diablo obsession, the worst jokes in the world, and the sound of infectious diseases. 

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Category:general -- posted at: 12:34pm EST

It's a shorter episode this week but we still find time to invent a new pub game, discuss Don McLean's most exciting album, explore what the Star Wars trilogy would be like if Keith David played Lando and finally we show why the Lego Video Games need to start branching out. 

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Category:general -- posted at: 5:03am EST

We're back again this week, as we discuss why Owen isn't allowed to talk about Game of Thrones, why Jon is a DiscGolf champ and why Ringo Starr must be feared!

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Category:general -- posted at: 8:05am EST

Get some ice ready because it's a very special Biscuits this week. Jon and I have drinks at the ready as we discuss Wisonsin's responsible drinking, why you should never meet relatives at a urinal, why Pepperidge Farm wants a taste and patriotic nudity. 

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Category:general -- posted at: 11:53am EST

It's a very special Biscuits this week as we open the floor to the public and take on some really strange questions. After that we get talk about why Jon isn't allowed to play CounterStrike, we have Deja Vu about Majora's Mask, and we kill the mood by saying serious things about Peurto Rico. There's just time to talk about the latest game made especially for the common man before we go. 

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Category:general -- posted at: 7:09am EST

It's a very special biscuits this week as we make our long overdue return. In this episode we discuss marketing on toilet walls, the new One Direction movie, the hidden dangers of The Ocarina of Time and why Large Mouth Bass are the fish of love. 

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Category:general -- posted at: 7:33am EST

This week we cover Spider-Man's double dealing, we Judge Judge Dredd and Jon reveals that he has never seen a movie. We tell you which politician DEFINITELY isn't a witch, and why there's nothing like a Jedi on your schoolboard. Then there's just time before we go to talk about a new family game with a political twist. 

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Category:general -- posted at: 5:07am EST

You can pay with love this week as we discuss the new McDonalds ad, Jon's missing voicemail and why those new headphones just aren't compatible. Later we share our publishing expertise, just before a very special appearance from Johnny Depp. 

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Category:comedy -- posted at: 3:50am EST